It has become ridiculous how popular Myspace has become.

I *used to* have a Myspace but I left because the people were too childish, too full of themselves and waaaay too ignorant.

I mean instead of asking people for their phone numbers and email addresses, they ask “What’s yo Myspace?” Are you kidding me? People now-a-days wanna communicate ONLY through Myspace [comments and bulletins].

So, because of this foolishness I came up with ‘The 10 Most Ridiculous Things About Myspace [&& Other Social Networking Sites]‘:

10) Your mother has one. I’m sorry but I don’t think Myspace is appropriate for anyone OVER the age 21. That is BEYOND freaky. I don’t wanna accidentally bump into someone’s page who’s 45 years old posing in pictures for Myspace. Folks, leave Myspace to the middle, high school and college students, k?

09) Stolen pictures. Yes people ACTUALLY steal other people’s pictures and claim them as their own. That is BEYOND ghetto. If you think you’re too ugly to put your picture online, don’t have a Myspace. YOU KNOW ain’t no one gonna look twice at your profile WITHOUT a picture.

08)  Corny ass Myspace quotes. Oh yes. This MUST go on this list. I mean those quotes are so fuckin’ corny. It be stupid shit like, “Shorty gotta whole lotta class…and a whole lotta ass.” or shit like, “Keep talkin’ shit…you makin’ me famous.” or even the infamous, “Jealousy is a disease, I hope you get better.” Are you serious? You might as well throw in, “Talk to the hand…`cause you ain’t gotta man.” I’m sorry but if you have quotes like that on your profile, you must be REALLY childish.

07) Takin’ pictures of EVERYTHING but your damn face. 78% of the dudes on Myspace have pictures of their abs, shoes or money they DON`T own. And most of the females take pictures of their breasts, ass or lips. People, that shit isn’t even a LITTLE BIT cute. Fellas, if you have to take a pic of your abs — your face isn’t cute. Ladies, if you have to take a picture of your best body part, YOUR face isn’t cute.

06) Attacking people on Myspace through bulletins. This is a BIG no-no. That just shows that you have to put others down to show your little e-buddy you “hard”. When actually it shows how “soft” you are to be talkin’ shit behind a fuckin’ keyboard. When I had a Myspace, I saw SOOOOO many bitches talkin’ shit about other bitches on Myspace. And they would post that *in* bulletins because they know everyone would read. If you have a dispute with someone over the web — that you DON`T know, ignore it. ‘Cause you look just as stupid as they do for having a beef with someone over the net.

05) W4W’s [Whore 4 Whore]. I never understood the purpose of this. For those who *don’t* know, a W4W is basically asking your friends to add a person who wants more friends. What I don’t understand about the whole thing is the name: Whore 4 Whore. Where in the hell did this originate? I don’t want to be whore’d. It makes me think of prostitution — whoring around a female so all the men can fuck her. THEN they have a fuckin’ ‘Whore Train‘ where you add ALL the people posted in the bulletin.

04) Stupid females who take picture in the BATHROOM with sunglasses on. What the fuck? You look SO stupid taking pictures in the BATHROOM with SUNGLASSES on. Do you realize how stupid you look? Puckering your lips out like you had a bad collagen injection isn’t cute.

03) Stupid females who look like they belong in a damn strip club. Oh yes. I see SO MANY females looking like they auditioning to be on Flavor of Love 4, 5 AND 6. Being a hoochie mama isn’t cute NOR is looking like your ass belong on a damn street corner. THEN some of those females have CHILDREN around ;; in the got-damned background and shit like everything is A-OK. That’s NOT cute.

02) T4LKiiN` LiiK3 DiiSz T0 P30PL3 iiN MYSP4C3 BULL3TiiNSz. This is internet ebonics. People SPEAK properly. That shit is SO ugly. THIS is why we need better education in our damn schools, kids don’t know the difference between letters and numbers.

01) Children UNDER 18 on Myspace dressing in sexy clothes and wearing their mothers makeup. This is the MOST RIDICULOUS thing on Myspace and ALL damn social networking sites. THEN when their child is targeted by a molester, the parents wanna BLAME Myspace. No. It isn’t Tom’s fault — it’s YOURS. Your children should be ASLEEP not up dressing like they about to hit the club playing with the digital camera they got for Christmas. There is something called NetNanny — invest in one.

So, I was watching Southland Tales yesterday and I was completely lost through out the ENTIRE movie. There was NO part of the movie I understood. I cannot say that it was a bad movie because I didn’t understand it and that wouldn’t be fair.

Now for those who don’t know, it stars Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Seann William Scott, Justin Timberlake, Bai Ling, Mandy Moore and a whole bunch of other people.

I looked at the Southland Tales profile @ IMDB [Internet Movie Data Base]. I was reading through the forums and someone said that in order to fully understand the movie, you need to read the book first. If that’s true, then that is SO unfair. I HATE those kinds of movies. I shouldn’t have to do research to be entertained. If I have to read the stupid book, then WHY watch the movie?

Anyway, the main thing that threw me COMPLETELY off was Justin Timberlake’s random musical number.  One minute he was talking to a guy and the next minute he was singing a fuckin’ song. I was completely and utterly confused. And still am.

What is the purpose of the movie? Gosh, Southland Tales was more confusing than The Matix and The Borne Identity.

The reason why I say is because you are sharing files (hence the name, duh) with other people who have the file you are downloading. How the fuck is that stealing? If someone is nice enough to share with me a good quality MP3, movie or video game?

And then the downloader gets sued? Shit, if ANYONE gotta be sued, it should be the person who is SHARING the file for everyone to use. Not the consumer. It’s just like turning down a gift of something that was brought with questionable money. WE didn’t steal the fuckin’ money, why I gotta go to jail if I didn’t know where the money was from? Someone was nice enough to give me something ;; I’m not gonna ask the person where they got the money (or item) from – that’ll be rude. Right?

But to be real, why the RIAA, MPAA and all those other AA’s gotta stick their noses in people’s IP addresses any damn way? You shouldn’t be charging folks 50 for a damn DVD. That’s ridiculous. Then you brought the DVD and the movie was HORRIBLE. Bad actors, stupid plot, bad effects — just a waste of money. But if you DOWNLOAD it free, watch the movie and didn’t like it, you SAVED 50 bucks and you can pitch that movie in your Recycle Bin. Which would you rather do?

Now I can see if people are STEALING the MP3’s from musician’s cell phones, studios and shit and then put it up on the internet for people to have, then YES that is wrong. But if we are clueless on where the source is coming from, don’t fault the downloader but the person who UPLOADED the file or torrent. Investigate THEIR IP address, not ours.

Well, that’s just my opinion.